Arson would fix everything.

You know what I hate?


I hate T-shirts.

I hate them with every fiber of 100% cotton and every fiber of my being. T-shirts just get in the way. There is no fashionable value -- no way they compliment the figure. They are always too big and unfitting. They are always ugly. They are always everywhere. The problem with T-shirts is that you can't get rid of them. Some of them, maybe, but most T-shirts hold some sentimentality. There is a reason we can't throw them all away. The T-shirt is the ultimate souvenir. They are funny, memorable... indestructible. And they clutter our T-shirt collections forever. You can have two or three T-shirts that you wear, and then you can have sixty others that will only be thrown away when you die.
...How disgusting.